Din

Love these drapes! Is the host an artist or something?

Mary, Mary, Mary! It's been ages!

Then he leans way over me and says, "Let me see your identification," and I said, "Well for that matter, let me see yours!"

Oops I'm sorry, bit crowded in here

But I couldn't bring myself to do anything because I didn't want to spoil

our beautiful friendship

Who does that one think she's kidding! Twice a day, my eye!

I've a friend that knew Marlon Brando when he was nothing more than a

I've loved you since I first laid eyes on you

Which is the host? Nobody seems to know.

Darling, I just don't understand Lesbians at all

I see no reason for that much tatcoing unless he's profoundly jealous of

the Louvre or wants to charge admission

Oops sorry take my handkerchief no please!

If he imitates Bette Davis again tonight I'm going to take this

Who? Oh, heavens no, you're thinking of Len not Ken; Len is the tall one and

Ken isn't any particular height at all

I've loved you both since I first laid eyes on you

I mean, if a person borrows money from you and solemnly promises he'll faithfully

I most certainly did! I gave you my number three separate times and you're yet to Who doesn't loathe that one? Did I ever tell you about the time she

Sorry, that happens to be spoken for

You just mark my word: one day it will be Saint Kinsey!

I sometimes think if he says play it cool just once more I'll

But those two darned cats they have are always under you when you try to sit down You're crazy if you think I'm going to hash over that silly Convention a third time Man's whole function in the Scheme of Things is terribly, terribly incidental

That was just plain old lettuce! I cught to know; I made it myself!

Oops sorry hope it doesn't stain no it was my fault it really was

I've loved you since you first set eyes on me

Well, if that's a vice-squadder, I want to be arrested

Come back here! I demand to know exactly who told you such a thing!

All I know is he likes to ski and overpark

So they decided to strike everything he'd said out of the minutes and forget the whole thing and love one another all of a sudden

What's wrong with being a Japanese? A person has to be something

Never pick up two of anything, darling, unless of course you're

Oops sorry if it stains I'll pay the cleaning give me your number hm?

Ah, but you're an obligation to Society if you like Society or dislike Society Maybe so but he swears he's not on duty.